The Others

What a rude awakening when the other members of the family (the four legged ones) found out they weren't the babies anymore. Jasper (Pug) was our first kid, and we got him when we were in college.  Several semesters were spent sneaking J-Man in and out of dorms and apartments.  He was such a stud, coeds would walk up to him when we were eating, and he'd be all "What's up baby?" and the girls would be all "Oh! He is so cute" and he'd be like "What, no food?  Screw you" and would turn his back to them right as they went to pet him.  What a total bad ass. We got Rookie (mix) while on a walk.  She kind of came bounding over to us and the owner told us about his dogs unwanted pregnancy and how he couldn't find anyone to take the puppies.  I know.  We are such lame ass suckers.  She is totally stupid but just wants to make people happy.  She is our redheaded step child. **Update**   Upon the birth of our second child, the stress and lack of attention was starting to get to Rookie, and she was letting us know in the most undesirable ways. After much discussion and many tears, we decided we needed to find her a home where she would be showered with nonstop affection, cuddles, and treats as well as get out and do something a little more constructive with her energy.  We were able to place her in a whippet rescue, and we just know she has found the perfect home. Ginger.  Ah Ginger (English Mastiff).  Bob required a wrestling partner.  He is actually a bit sad that she isn't larger.  She is SUCH a sweet dog (with an appetite for electronics and expensive clothing).  Ever since Laura was born Ginger has been her guardian and nurse maid.  Ginger would wake up in the night while I fed Laura.  She is very patient with Laura pulling her hair and ears.  Man does she have gigantic poops.