Mr. Dr. Bob, Ph.D

Bob grew up in “The OC”. In 8th grade he was cut from the school's volleyball team (at a shrimpy 6'1” idiots).  He made it onto our high school (where we met) “Wall of Fame” for lettering in like, 12 sports and was also valedictorian.  But was never, ever, student of the month.  Not one time.  But he was student of the year.  High school suckers.  Bob went to UCSB for chemistry and had a full ride for volleyball (and was 4th in the nation for blocking, you 8th grade morons).  He went on to MIT where he worked for Sylvia Ceyer on some crazy ultra high vacuum machine and did some crazy shite.  Six years later he left MIT with a Ph.D in chemistry, Smarty Smarterton, but not before he learned one more thing. He was gonna be my baby daddy.  Now back in CA, he spends too much time working and not enough time doing the stuff he really likes; scuba diving, off-roading, camping, and giving his wife back rubs.